I guess if we had a perfect vacation, where everything went off without a hitch, we'd arouse far too much jealousy in our readers, so we thought we'd throw in a less-than-stellar day. I'll start with the worst, even though it happened last, because then I can end on a more positive note.
There are three "bio-bays" in Puerto Rico: which are bays that house organisms much like underwater fireflies. So you can go there at night, and if you move the water, it glows. I was really excited to see this phenomenon. I figured it was a once-in-a-lifetime experience that would be well worth the exorbitant fees the tour guides charge to take you there by boat or kyak. Steve wasn't so sure, but I talked him into it. The minimum age to ride in a kyak to the bay we chose in Fajardo was 6, so unless we wanted to leave Steve and Jessie behind, we had to take the electric motor boat. After some trouble contacting one of the 2 boat tour companies, I made a reservation for last night. This in itself was a little of a problem, because last night the moon was half full, and the fuller the moon, the less obvious the effect of the glow. But this proved to be a moot point, anyway.
We got to the dock right on time and forked over our hard-earned cash. It was over $250 for all 6 of us; by far the most expensive thing we're doing here on this island next to buying groceries. They had told us to be there half an hour early, so we sat and waited. The time for the boat to leave came and went, and still we waited. Finally, at 7pm, after all the kyaks had left, we were able to board the boat and head to the bio-bay.
The boat ride to the bay was fun. It winds through a red mangrove like a living water tunnel, and it was really interesting to see these unique trees and hear the guide talk about them. When we got to the bay, it wasn't fully dark yet, so we motored out across and the guide showed us photos on his tablet computer of some of the animals in Puerto Rico, including turtles, and frogs.
Then, finally, the "captain" of the boat said the glow effect was beginning, so the tour guide handed us each a long stick so we could put it in the water and cause the organisms to glow. I was busy helping Jessie and didn't get my camera out right away. This proved to be a mistake. We couldn't have been looking at the glow for more than 5 minutes, before I realized we were about to re-enter the channel that would take us back. At first I thought I must be mistaken: it wasn't even fully dark yet, we'd had hardly any time to enjoy the bio bay itself, I didn't even get a picture of it. I wasn't mistaken. Before we knew it, we were back in the mangroves, and the glowing water was gone. Steve and I were a little angry. But we're not the kind of people to speak up and complain. Sometimes I wish I were; I would have given that captain a piece of my mind. On the Internet, they'd indicated that the tour was supposed to be 2 hours long. We were back at 8pm: just one hour after we left.
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| This is about the only picture I got in the bay: of the old lighthouse and the kayaks I wish I'd been in! |
The kayaks were still in the bay when we beat a hasty retreat. I think the boats probably had to get out first to avoid accidents in the dark with the kayaks, but it still seemed to me like our captain rushed things. I really wished we'd been able to take the tour by kayak: that would have made the trip worthwhile. As it was, Steve and I both felt cheated. We drove 2 hours to get to that side of the island, paid all that money, then didn't get the "glowing" experience we'd expected. (It's good that I can still smile about this, right?)
So, you win some and you lose some, and sometimes you lose a lot. I'll get over it eventually. (I hope.)
Our other dim experience came earlier in the day. I've been wanting to take the kids snorkeling, and I read online about a beach in the area of the bio-bay that was supposed to have good snorkeling for beginners. The report also said their restroom facilities weren't the best, but I figured we could put up with that for the sake of snorkeling.
The first problem surfaced (okay, I'm just punny today!) when we tried to find a place to rent snorkeling gear. We drove around for a long time, looking for a sporting goods place, a tour guide company, or anyplace that even hinted they might have equipment. All we found were lots of little food places advertising beer. We finally asked the guard at the parking lot (it cost us $5 to park at that beach), who said there wasn't anyplace to rent, you had to buy. So, we drove a couple of miles back to a Walmart. Unfortunately, an adult snorkeling set cost more than our budget would allow, but we did buy a child's set and headed back to the beach.
Since we were far away from our condo, we had to change into bathing suits there at the beach. I discovered that the restroom facilities were far more horrible than even the Internet report said they were. When we arrived, the water was shut off, so none of the toilets had been flushed. (I'll spare you the gory details.) We changed in the non-functioning shower stalls and went to the beach.
By my standards, it was crowded, but I'm a hermit so normal people would probably think it was okay. The wind was blowing pretty strong, making the water choppy and unsuitable for snorkeling, especially by young beginning snorkelers who are not good swimmers. Plus, I couldn't figure out where the snorkeling was supposed to be. I didn't have an adult snorkeling set to venture off and try to find the place, and none of our kids know what they're doing enough to find it on their own, so we soon gave up on the snorkeling idea.
We found a place in the shade and ate our picnic lunch. I'm starting to believe that nobody in Puerto Rico ever goes on a picnic, except to the rain forest, because you can never (and I mean, NEVER--even at parks) find a picnic table. The only time we did was at the rain forest. All our other picnics have been fixed standing up, usually with the wind trying to rip the sandwich ingredients out of our hands. Yesterday was no exception. But, at least we're getting good at this type of picnic after all our practice.
The kids had a good time playing on the beach, in spite of my disappointment in the snorkeling. I think they enjoyed having actual waves to play in; although, later Rachel said she preferred the calmer waters around our condo. Steve and I went in the water and swam a little, and Steve even played in the sand.
When it was time to go, we had some trouble cleaning up. By then, they'd turned the water back on at the restroom, although we discovered the indoor showers still didn't work. We were able to wash off some of the sand in an outdoor shower, at least, and get cleaned up enough to change.
The saving grace of the day was dinner. In our travels around the area, we'd spotted a place that looked like it had authentic Puerto Rican fare. So, we headed back there after the beach for dinner. It was a great place! Perfect for families! They had a lot of stuff on their menu, including fried chicken and french fries for the kids, seafood for me, and authentic rice and beans for Steve. Plus, their prices were really good. We got a ton of good food for a low cost, and ended up bringing home leftovers we can eat for lunch today.
It wasn't a completely wasted day, by any means. We had some good experiences, and we had fun in spite of the setbacks. What's more important, we were all together and enjoying the day as a family, and that's really what this vacation is all about.